Thanks, Hallmark

dear hallmark,

next valentine's day, please make cards for people who are pseudo-dating. maybe a little something that says "dear valentine, we've only been dating for a month but i really like you but i'm not sure how you feel about me so i got you this card so you would kind of know but not really. errr....happy valentine's day?"

yeah, my life would be much easier if i could choose from the 'husband' category.

story of my life.